Monday, August 22, 2005

Newest Entry in the TRL Graveyard
I'm not sure if this attempt at a cold open was just so lame that my producer never responded, or if he simply overlooked it... either way, it's not happening.

(VANESSA IS IN THE GREEN ROOM AND DAMIEN WALKS IN)

DAMIEN

-HEY VANESSA, WHAT'RE YOU UP TO?

VANESSA
-JUST ABOUT TO LISTEN TO THE NEW 50 CENT ALBUM

(SHE HANDS HIM A CD)

DAMIEN

-"FROM PIECES TO WEIGHT" AUDIO BOOK
-COOL, IT'S GOT ALL MY FAVORITES ON HERE
-CHAPTER 1, CHAPTER 7
-EVEN THE CHAPTER 4 REMIX!

VANESSA
-PEOPLE HAVE BEEN GOING CRAZY FOR IT AT THE CLUBS

(SHE HITS PLAY ON THE STEREO AND AWKWARDLY TRIES TO DANCE TO SOMEONE READING A PASSAGE FROM THE BOOK)

DAMIEN

-I'M GONNA GO BUY A COPY RIGHT NOW!

(HE EXITS THE ROOM AS VANESSA CONTINUES TO DANCE)

VANESSA

-TRL STARTS NOW!

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