If you haven't gotten the sense over the past 10 months of my posts that a lot of the people in my building are complete fucking morons, here's 2 more pieces of evidence:
1) In an elevator, and a guy is listening to his iPod. He is changing songs using his remote. A woman in the elevator sees the remote and says, "Wow! That's the smallest iPod I've ever seen!"
2) Coming back from the bank, I see a college-age girl being ushered out of the lobby by security. She's wearing a giant sandwich board which says "Please hire me!" on the front and "I'm hard-working, I'm a fast learner..." etc. on the back. She's pleading with the security guard to let her stay, but he says "We can't have you in here."